Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
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oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
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