I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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