why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I'm passing your future prison.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
She needs sedatives and a leash
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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