I think I just saw someone hide a body.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
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i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
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I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
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