The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
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It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
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well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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