The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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