So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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