Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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