He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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