I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
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I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
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did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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