You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
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his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
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Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
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