The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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