break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
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He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
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What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
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