It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Fuck appropriateness.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
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I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
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I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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