I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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