Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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