If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Do you still have your period?
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
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