no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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