Your dad touched me again.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
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question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
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You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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