Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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