what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
