R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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