that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
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If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
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Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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