Need sex. Gaining weight.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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