you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
my mouth tastes like poor choices
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
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