my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Dicks are not precious.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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