He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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