sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
