She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
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I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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