32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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