they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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