The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
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Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
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I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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