I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
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I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
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Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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