He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
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My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
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I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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