talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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