if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I want you more than these girls want KFC
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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