I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
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Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
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He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
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