Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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