I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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