question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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