I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
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I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
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You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
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