Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
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I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
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It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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