I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
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