Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
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She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
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I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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