by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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