they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
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I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
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I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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