I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
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