we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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