sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
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