Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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