So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
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