Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
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don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
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Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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