I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
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We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
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I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
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