you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.