I showed him my bush... on skype.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
where does the pee come out of this thing
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
Randomize
